Kian: Do you know what I’m afraid of?

Daddy: What?

Kian: Dying.

Daddy: Yeah I guess I am too actually.

Kian: And also I’m afraid if an alligator jumps out of the pond by Home Depot and eats us.

Daddy: Same, Kian. Same.

Kian: Hey Ate, do you know how I know I like sports?
Kira: How?
Kian: Because I like Dick’s.
Kira: 😐
Daddy: 😐

Kian: Because they have soccer stuff, baseball stuff, shoes, basketball stuff…

Today was the end of year party for first grade and I had the opportunity to attend. Kian’s friends had a few things to say about Him.

Kid 1: Kian laughs all the time.

Kid 2: He just laughs and laughs.

Kid 3: Kian is so funny he makes everyone laugh.

Kid 4: Kian is always laughing.

Kid 5: Kian is always joking and laughing.

On the way home from Taekwondo I didn’t have any music playing in the car, so naturally, Kian started singing his own songs.

Daddy: Do you know why you’re probably one of the coolest kids I’ve ever met?
Kian: Why?
Daddy: Because when there’s no music, you make your own.
Kian: Huh???
Daddy: You’ll understand that when you’re older.

Keep making your own music, Kian.

Laying on the couch during movie night…

Kian: You look skinnier from this angle.
Daddy: Thanks Kian. 😐

Kian: Hey daddy, do you know how I know I’ve been working out and exercising?

Me: How?

Kian: Because all the sudden, THESE guys showed up.