(At Kira’s 3 year check up with her “Doctor Ninang Ace”)

Doctor Ninang Ace: Kira, if mommy is a girl, then daddy is what?
Kira: He’s a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig boy.

(On the way home from JCPenney)

Kira: Mommy, daddy how long do you work?
Mommy: We work Monday through Friday.
Kira: Whoa… that’s too long. You need to find a new work.
Daddy: (LOL) Yes we do Kira, yes we do.

(Random conversation at the dinner table)

Kira: Daddy, Ninang Millie has a baby in her belly. It’s gon’ be a baby sissa. I’m going to listen to it and everyone can listen to its’ heartfeet!
Daddy: (LOL) You mean heartBEAT?
Kira: Yeaaaah duhh!

(Right after Krissy got mad at Kira for messing up the box of tissues and not listening when she told her to stop)

Kira: Daddy are you happy?
Daddy: Yessss, why?
Kira: Can we go to the swimming party together? We’ll leave Mommy here, just me and you.
Daddy: (LOL) Nooo Mommy is going to come with us too.
Mommy: :-O

Kira’s version of “Rain, rain, go away”.

Rain, rain, go away.
No one wants to play with you.

(After I got home from getting my hair cut)
Daddy: Kira I just got my hair cut, do you like it?
Kira: I want to get my hair cut. Because it’s long.
Mommy: Are you sure? Where do you go to get your hair cut?
Kira: The hair cut shop.

(In the car this morning listening to JT)
Kira: Mommy whose song is dis?
Mommy: Justin Timberlake
Kira: Who likes dis song?
Mommy: Me
Kira: Who else?
Mommy: Daddy
Kira: Who else? Scotchy?
Mommy: Yes, Scotchy too
Kira: And my fishies?
Mommy: Yup, they like it too
Kira: And your car?
Mommy: Yes
Kira: And the birdies?
Mommy: Yes
Kira: And the skies?
Mommy: Yes
Kira: And the treesuz?
Mommy: Yes, and the treesuz

Kira: It’s a guinea pig!
Daddy: How do you know what that is Kira?
Kira: From my eyes…(looking around)

Daddy: Kira can you massage my back?
Kira: My arms hurrrrttttttttt
Daddy: ………
Kira: Daddy why is your face like dat?
Daddy: ………

Kira: Daddy, I miss Mommy. I want Mommy back.
Daddy: Kira, she had to go to the store to get something. She’ll be home soon.
Kira: But I want her back nooooow. I’m a girl, and Mommy is a girl. You are a boy, and Scotchy is a boy. I want Mommy back, because she is a girl, and I am a girl.
Daddy: (LOL)
Kira: Why are you laughing? Wutshow funny??
Daddy: You Kira, you make me laugh.
Kira: No I not. I want Mommy back now.

(On the way home from Lola and Lolo’s house)
Daddy: Kira, did you take a nap today?
Kira: Mhm (nodding head)
Daddy: How long did you sleep?
Kira: Umm… a long and a half nap
(pause for a few seconds)
Kira: Daddy I love your barbeque, it tastes sooo delicious!

(Driving home from the gym)
Kira: Daddy I can have a baby sister?
Daddy: Sure, maybe in a little while. Are you sure you want a baby sister or do you want a baby brother?
Kira: Baby sister
Daddy: What do you want to name her?
Kira: Ate Raina

(Waking up in the morning)
Daddy: Good morning Kira!
Kira: G’mornin Daddy
Daddy: Where do you want to go today?
Kira: To see Harrrry Pottaaa