Kira’s new thing is saying “Everyone says…”. So yesterday I asked her “Who’s everyone?” She says, “I don’t know. Me?”

Today…
Mommy: How do you know some people say it if you’ve never heard anyone say it?
Kira: I dunno…..
Kira: Legend says…

Kira: When I raise my hand in school will the teacher ask me if I have a question?
Daddy: Yup – if you have a question or an answer just raise your hand and your teacher will call on you.
Kira: Ok

(a few minutes later I see Kira’s hand in the air)

Daddy: Yes Kira?
Kira: Why do we poop?
Daddy: 😐

Leaving my parents house…

Daddy: Go ahead Kira get in your car seat and buckle up.
Kira: (walking around the inside of the car)
Amang: Kira sit down now and buckle your seat belt!
Kira: (looking around) I think I hear somebody talking that doesn’t know what they are talking about.
Amang: 😐
Daddy: LOL

Kian got a lego table for his birthday and I opened the box to put the table together but left the lego toys and attachments in their sealed bags in the box since he already had other lego’s to play with. I had specifically told Kira why I didn’t open them and told her not to open them too.

Last night at the dinner table while we were eating she looks at me and says…

Kira: Daddy I can’t believe I’m going to tell you this but…
Daddy: Tell me what?
Kira: You know Kian’s lego table? Me and Tita MG opened the bags for him. I know I wasn’t allowed to…
Daddy: …….. Well thanks for telling me Kira. I’m glad that you were honest about it.
Kira: You’re welcome.

Usually I would have gotten mad and said something like “KIRA! I told you NOT to open them!” But the way she framed it and set me up the way she did, the way she does COUNTLESS times, I just couldn’t get mad. This girl is good, really good.

Daddy: Hey Kira, Mother’s Day is coming up in a few weeks. What do you think we should get your Mom?
Kira: I already made something for her. YOUUUU need to think of something BY YOURSELF.
Daddy: 😐

Biboy: Do you think we’re having a boy or a girl?
Kira: I don’t know… Why don’t you buy a cake?
Biboy: A cake???
Kira: Yeah. My mom and dad bought a cake, and it was blue, and we had Kian.

Kira is really smart. This is an example of how Kira outsmarts adults in one of her trap conversations.

Kira: Ninong JR you HAVE to see my dresses! (Princess dresses we got her last year for Christmas)
Ninong JR: I’ve already seen them.
Kira: No you haven’t.
Ninong JR: Yes I have!
Kira: In my closet?
Ninong JR: Yeah
Kira: In my room?
Ninong JR: Yeah
Kira: When I was sleeping?
Ninong JR: Yeah
Kira: I don’t sleep in my room.
Ninong JR: …………. 😐

Kira has a Charlie Brown toy that when you push the stripe on his shirt, it say’s a phrase.

Kira: It’s quantamatic!
Daddy: What???
Kira: Quantamatic.
Daddy: What does that mean?
Kira: When it does something by itself.
Daddy: You mean automatic?
Kira: No Dad. Quantamatic.
Daddy: OK Kira. 😐

Kira got pink eye this past weekend and at first she really hated having drops put in so I had to help hold her down. Well, she really hated that too. Now she’s finally OK with the drops but I’m not allowed to help.

Daddy: Can I help put the drops in your eyes?
Kira: No. Every time you come near me I cry. Mommy will do it.
Daddy: 😮

Kira: Hey Daddy, did you know Santa lives at the North Pole?
Daddy: Yeah I knew that.
Kira: That’s realllllly far up.
Daddy: Mhm it’s really far away.
Kira: How does he deliver all the presents all around the world in one night?
Daddy: I have no idea… What do you think?
Kira: I think he’s not real.

(Fine with me! Mommy and Daddy worked hard for those presents! :-D)