Four years later and the difference remains the same.

Four years later and the difference remains the same.

A new student transferred to Kira’s class from her Tita MG’s school and said she knew a Ms. San Juan.
Kira: My aunt teaches at ____, do you know her?
Student: Yeah I knew a Ms. San Juan but she wasn’t my teacher.
Kira: Was she really tan and really happy?
Student: Yeah…
Kira: That’s my aunt!!!
Kira: Mommy I’m bored. I’m bored. I’m bored. We’re bored. WE ARE BORED…
Kira: Kian, what are we?!?!
Kian: Children.
Kira: Knock, knock…
Kian: Who’s there?
Kira: Boo
Kian: Huh???
Kira: NO! Knock, knock…
Kian: Who’s there?
Kira: Boo
Kian: What?!?!
Kira: NO! You’re supposed to say “boo who?”
Kian: Who???
Kira: NEVERMIND.
If you want an honest answer, ask a kid. Chik-Fil-A’s “toy” in the kids meal was a pack of conversation starter cards, so on the ride home we went through a few.

We went to the movies and told the kids we’d be back really quick. Naturally, Kira had something to say about it, but this time with a text message from Lola’s phone.
Kira: Really????? You always say that but it actually takes a long time.

The “really?????” face.
After eating about 10 munchkins for breakfast…
Daddy: If you keep eating those munchkins you’re going to turn into one.
Kira: Then I can eat myself??? 😬
Lola Neni: Kira, do you have a gift for your mom?
Kira: Yes
Lola Neni: How about for me?
Kira: It is Mother’s Day. You know, MOTHERS. Not Grandmother’s Day. Ask your daughter. You are Krissy’s mother.
“Fuck.”
– Kira Rae San Juan
January 20th, 2017
In the car today, Kira handed me a letter and asked me to read it.
(Insert proud parent moment)

Then she handed me this letter.

I asked, “Are you OK? What happened?”
She said, “I smacked myself in the face.”
“And why did you do that???”
“I was watching Hayden pull stuff out of the mat and did a facepalm.”
