Krissy asked Kian to write a note to himself so he doesn’t forget to sharpen his pencils in homeroom. Kian had other plans.

Kian: I want four arms with six fingers on each hand. That way I can count more and hold on to more stuff.

Kian: Cheapskank

Me: What???

Kian: Because you don’t want to buy a towel warmer. You’re a cheapskank.

Me & Krissy: 😂😂😂

Mommy: What does extraordinary mean?

Kian: I don’t know?

Mommy: Well, what does ordinary mean?

Kian: Normal

Mommy: So then was does extraordinary mean?

Kian: Extra normal?😂

At least one of them still enjoys playing in the snow. 😭

Today was “the best” because Kian had math class at the end of the day instead of the beginning.

Dad: Why was math at the end of the day instead?

Kian: Because we had to take the Math Inventory test. There were some multiplication questions that I skipped because we didn’t learn that yet and we’re allowed to skip three times.

Dad: How do you think you did?

Kian: Well, I think I did good enough to go to third grade.

Dad: That’s awesome! (holding in laughter)

Kian: Hey Ate, can you say Coca Cola without touching your lips? Because I did it like ONE time. It’s so hard.

Kira: (looks around confused) Uhhh YES.

Mom/Dad: (cracking up)

Dad: Kian, say it normally. Your lips don’t touch when you say Coca Cola anyway!

Kian: Someone killed me in Fortnite and then whenI was revived, I went after him and smoked him badder.

Kira: Badder???

Kian: YEAH. With an E-R!

Kira/Mommy/Daddy: 😑😂😂😂

Kian hasn’t been feeling well so he took Thursday and Friday off from school. By Friday night he was feeling better.

Kian: I think I’m ready to go back to school tomorrow.

(This is probably the first time he has ever wanted to go to school.)

Daddy: That’s great to hear!… But tomorrow is Saturday.

Kian: Oh. Well. I guess my weekend started already.

Kian: Do you know what I’m afraid of?

Daddy: What?

Kian: Dying.

Daddy: Yeah I guess I am too actually.

Kian: And also I’m afraid if an alligator jumps out of the pond by Home Depot and eats us.

Daddy: Same, Kian. Same.