Trap

Kira is really smart. This is an example of how Kira outsmarts adults in one of her trap conversations.

Kira: Ninong JR you HAVE to see my dresses! (Princess dresses we got her last year for Christmas)
Ninong JR: I’ve already seen them.
Kira: No you haven’t.
Ninong JR: Yes I have!
Kira: In my closet?
Ninong JR: Yeah
Kira: In my room?
Ninong JR: Yeah
Kira: When I was sleeping?
Ninong JR: Yeah
Kira: I don’t sleep in my room.
Ninong JR: …………. 😐

Quantamatic

Kira has a Charlie Brown toy that when you push the stripe on his shirt, it say’s a phrase.

Kira: It’s quantamatic!
Daddy: What???
Kira: Quantamatic.
Daddy: What does that mean?
Kira: When it does something by itself.
Daddy: You mean automatic?
Kira: No Dad. Quantamatic.
Daddy: OK Kira. 😐

Eye Drops

Kira got pink eye this past weekend and at first she really hated having drops put in so I had to help hold her down. Well, she really hated that too. Now she’s finally OK with the drops but I’m not allowed to help.

Daddy: Can I help put the drops in your eyes?
Kira: No. Every time you come near me I cry. Mommy will do it.
Daddy: 😮

Santa Claus

Kira: Hey Daddy, did you know Santa lives at the North Pole?
Daddy: Yeah I knew that.
Kira: That’s realllllly far up.
Daddy: Mhm it’s really far away.
Kira: How does he deliver all the presents all around the world in one night?
Daddy: I have no idea… What do you think?
Kira: I think he’s not real.

(Fine with me! Mommy and Daddy worked hard for those presents! :-D)

Kira’s Version

I was trying to be serious last night while brushing her teeth but her rendition of “Ba ba black sheep” tore me apart. I couldn’t help but laugh, and then she knew she I wasn’t serious anymore.

Ba ba black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags of poop.

😐

Basketball

Me and Kira were watching the Maryland vs. Georgetown game last night and she had never really watched with me before, she usually watches football. Though it seems she has a pretty good grasp on basketball already.

Kira: What teams are those?
Daddy: Maryland and Georgetown
Kira: They have the same name where we live! Is that our team?
Daddy: Yup!
Kira: Which one is Maryland?
Daddy: The white team with red numbers
Kira: And Georgetown is the blue team with gray numbers?
Daddy: Yup
Kira: Why are there two basket hoops?
Daddy: Because each team has to shoot the ball into the other teams hoop.
Kira: So each team has to make basket hoops and the team with the most basket hoops wins?
Daddy: Yup 😀