Kira: Daddy can I have some candy?
Daddy: Can you color a picture for me first?
Kira: Just one.
Daddy: Just one?? Come onnnn!
Kira: Ok. Fine. One hundred. Because there are actually hundreds of pictures in my coloring book.

We were watching one of the usual vlog’s on YouTube last night and part of it was a talent show. There was one girl who was doing a poetry reading type of thing that I felt wasn’t very good so I posed the question…

Daddy: What’s her talent???
Kira: (whispering) She doesn’t have a talent.
Daddy & Mommy: LOL

I stayed home today because I had my wisdom teeth pulled before the weekend. Usually when Kira takes a nap we tell her “love you”, “sweet dreams”, “don’t let the bed bugs bite” etc… or whatever else we feel like telling her. Things went a little different today when I went to put her down for a nap.

Daddy: Love you, Kira. 🙂
Kira: Looove youuu……tube. 😀
Daddy: 😐

Kira sometimes needs an attitude adjustment. Sometimes, it backfires and she comes up with a comeback that we just can’t do anything but laugh at. This was last night before we went to bed…

Daddy: Love you, Kira.
Kira: Love you only a little bit, daddy.
Mommy: Kira that’s very rude, you’re going to hurt daddy’s feelings.
Kira: WELL, when it’s wake up time and you turn the lights on you hurt MY eyes.

Last night we were in the kitchen while Kira was watching tv, eating snacks and playing. Next thing you know, we hear her saying something that we couldn’t really understand until she came closer to ask us.

Kira: Have you seen my butt?
Mommy & Daddy: LOL…. Your butt?
Kira: Yeah… have you seen it?
Mommy & Daddy: LOL
Kira: Buttttt… Where are you butt??

(Looking around on the floor and in between her legs)

Kira: Has anybody seen my butt??… Anybody??… Anybodyyyy??
Daddy: Kira come here, turn around. This is your butt right here!
Kira: Oh… hehe. There you are butt! 😀

Kira made a paper elephant today which sparked this gem…

Daddy: Kira you made a really cool elephant!
Kira: Tanks
Daddy: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Kira: A zebwa! How ’bout you Daddy?
Daddy: Hmm…. I’m not sure. What animal do you think I should be?
Kira: A monkey!
Daddy: A monkey?! Why a monkey???
Kira: Yeaaah! Because you have a tail!
Daddy: No I don’t!
Kira: Yes you do! I saw it when you were taking a shower!
Daddy: ……………. (LOL) Kira I don’t have a tail!
Kira: Yes you do I saw it!