“WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your child these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. It is a great way to find out what they really think.”

1. What is something mom always says to you? Pay attention
2. What makes mom happy? Kissies
3. What makes mom sad? Farting
4. How does your mom make you laugh? Uhhh close your eyes, “somebody oooooh” and mommy makes a funny face
5. What was your mom like as a child? Ate Kira
6. How old is your mom? Uhhh 5
7. How tall is your mom? High
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Do the laundry
9. What does your mom do when you’re not around? You guys make cake and balloons then when I come back it’s my birthday
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Cooking
11. What is your mom really good at? Cooking
12. What is your mom not very good at? Good at everything
13. What does your mom do for a job? She prints out stuff
14. What is your mom’s favorite food? Waffles
15. What makes you proud of your mom? Talking
16. If your mom were a character, who would she be? Tractor driver
17. What do you and your mom do together? Cook
18. How are you and your mom the same? Because we’re skinny
19. How are you and your mom different? Because our diapers
20. How do you know your mom loves you? Because… because she loves me. Me and Kira sneak on you.
21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go? Pizza place
22. How old was your Mom when you were born? I don’t know. You tell me Mommy.