Kira made a paper elephant today which sparked this gem…

Daddy: Kira you made a really cool elephant!
Kira: Tanks
Daddy: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Kira: A zebwa! How ’bout you Daddy?
Daddy: Hmm…. I’m not sure. What animal do you think I should be?
Kira: A monkey!
Daddy: A monkey?! Why a monkey???
Kira: Yeaaah! Because you have a tail!
Daddy: No I don’t!
Kira: Yes you do! I saw it when you were taking a shower!
Daddy: ……………. (LOL) Kira I don’t have a tail!
Kira: Yes you do I saw it!