Kira sometimes needs an attitude adjustment. Sometimes, it backfires and she comes up with a comeback that we just can’t do anything but laugh at. This was last night before we went to bed…

Daddy: Love you, Kira.
Kira: Love you only a little bit, daddy.
Mommy: Kira that’s very rude, you’re going to hurt daddy’s feelings.
Kira: WELL, when it’s wake up time and you turn the lights on you hurt MY eyes.

Last night we were in the kitchen while Kira was watching tv, eating snacks and playing. Next thing you know, we hear her saying something that we couldn’t really understand until she came closer to ask us.

Kira: Have you seen my butt?
Mommy & Daddy: LOL…. Your butt?
Kira: Yeah… have you seen it?
Mommy & Daddy: LOL
Kira: Buttttt… Where are you butt??

(Looking around on the floor and in between her legs)

Kira: Has anybody seen my butt??… Anybody??… Anybodyyyy??
Daddy: Kira come here, turn around. This is your butt right here!
Kira: Oh… hehe. There you are butt! 😀

Kira made a paper elephant today which sparked this gem…

Daddy: Kira you made a really cool elephant!
Kira: Tanks
Daddy: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Kira: A zebwa! How ’bout you Daddy?
Daddy: Hmm…. I’m not sure. What animal do you think I should be?
Kira: A monkey!
Daddy: A monkey?! Why a monkey???
Kira: Yeaaah! Because you have a tail!
Daddy: No I don’t!
Kira: Yes you do! I saw it when you were taking a shower!
Daddy: ……………. (LOL) Kira I don’t have a tail!
Kira: Yes you do I saw it!