Kira is still learning how to properly brush her teeth so when I do it, she never sits still and always likes to close her mouth.

Daddy: Stay still! Or else the toothbrush will go to the back of your throat and make you throw up!
Kira: Daddy….. I don’t know what you’re saying. You’re speaking in Chinese or Spanish or something.

Where the heck does she come up with this stuff?!?!