Daddy: Kira do you know how to spell your name?
Kira: K – straight line – R – A
Daddy: (holding in the laughter) Good job!!!

It’s 9:31pm and I thought Kira was asleep already. Next thing you know, I hear her walking down the steps.

Kira: Daddy what are you doing down here?
Daddy: Just browsing the internet
Kira: Are you coming upstairs soon?
Daddy: Yes in a few minutes… Why are you still awake?
Kira: I’m not sleepy…. I have to go peepee
Daddy: Ok… Where’s mommy?
Kira: She’s sleeping. (now on the toilet)
Daddy: Did you ask mommy if you can come downstairs?
Kira: Yes
Daddy: What did she say?
Kira: She said “yes”
Daddy: How did she say yes if she’s sleeping?
Kira: She’s sleep talking
Daddy: (LOL) 5 minutes Kira, in 5 minutes we’re going upstairs and going to bed ok?
Kira: But you need to do work, right???
Daddy: Nooo I’m done all my work
Kira: But don’t you have work to do on your computer? Can’t I stay with you?
Daddy: 5 minutes only!

If it’s a girl, Kira will share all of her stuff and teach her how to do things…

Mommy: What if it’s a boy?
Kira: I can jump in muddy puddles. Remember when Peppa jumped in muddy puddles?
Mommy: Yeah… What does that have to do with anything?
Kira: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???

Kira is still learning how to properly brush her teeth so when I do it, she never sits still and always likes to close her mouth.

Daddy: Stay still! Or else the toothbrush will go to the back of your throat and make you throw up!
Kira: Daddy….. I don’t know what you’re saying. You’re speaking in Chinese or Spanish or something.

Where the heck does she come up with this stuff?!?!