Cutting Nails.

While getting ready to go to a party…

Kira: Daddy, what you doin’?
Daddy: Cutting my nails.
Kira: Why you cuttin’ your nails?
Daddy: Because nails grow.
Kira: Nails don’t grow, people grow!

(about 5 minutes later)

Kira: How time you cut your nails?
Daddy: Do you mean what time, or how long?
Kira: How long time to cut your nails?
Daddy: Kira, say “How long will it take to cut your nails?”
Kira: How long in time to cut your nails?
Daddy: ……..(sigh)…. A few minutes, Kira.

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