Daddy: Hey Kira, do you want to play with our neighbor Kayley today?
Kira: Play where?
Daddy: Outside… What do you think?
Kira: Uhhh… I’m poopin’.

Kira: Daddy, who you talkin’ to on da phone?
Daddy: My friend, Mr. Mike. He’s coming to our house this morning to give us an estimate on a new fence and bigger deck.
Kira: Oh. Sounds a bit boring.