Today we went to Arianna’s third birthday party and they were throwing candy out for the kids. Kira managed to get one little baggy of orange, Batman gummies. She wasn’t very happy.

Kira: I really grumpy Daddy.
Daddy: Why?
Kira: Because. I only have one candy.
Daddy: That’s good! All the kids have candy, everyone is sharing. One is more than none, right?
Kira: No.
Daddy: Yes it is, one is more than none.
Kira: Nooo it not.
Daddy: Well then what’s more than none???
Kira: A lot. A lot of candies.