My eyes

Kira: It’s a guinea pig!
Daddy: How do you know what that is Kira?
Kira: From my eyes…(looking around)


Daddy: Kira can you massage my back?
Kira: My arms hurrrrttttttttt
Daddy: ………
Kira: Daddy why is your face like dat?
Daddy: ………

 

Girls stick with girls.

Kira: Daddy, I miss Mommy. I want Mommy back.
Daddy: Kira, she had to go to the store to get something. She’ll be home soon.
Kira: But I want her back nooooow. I’m a girl, and Mommy is a girl. You are a boy, and Scotchy is a boy. I want Mommy back, because she is a girl, and I am a girl.
Daddy: (LOL)
Kira: Why are you laughing? Wutshow funny??
Daddy: You Kira, you make me laugh.
Kira: No I not. I want Mommy back now.