(At Kira’s 3 year check up with her “Doctor Ninang Ace”)

Doctor Ninang Ace: Kira, if mommy is a girl, then daddy is what?
Kira: He’s a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig boy.

(On the way home from JCPenney)

Kira: Mommy, daddy how long do you work?
Mommy: We work Monday through Friday.
Kira: Whoa… that’s too long. You need to find a new work.
Daddy: (LOL) Yes we do Kira, yes we do.